A Holiday Dispatch from Sybil

It is my duty — and apparently my burden — to inform you that another grand holiday event has overtaken the Painted Lady mansion. Ellowyne has received her December ensemble and is spiraling into seasonal glamour. The dress is dramatic enough to command its own postal code, the roses are as red as her expectations, and the skirt could double as emergency shelter. Naturally, she’s thrilled and overwhelmed simultaneously.

For those of you who collect her theatrics (and her clothing), the December box includes more than the gown. There are two additional holiday dresses, shoes in multiple styles, and other frivolities that Ellowyne insists are “essential” for the perfect winter soirée. I will simply say this: if excess were a sport, she would win gold.

The reveal video will take place at 10 AM MST, after which Ellowyne’s admirers may stampede — sorry, shop — beginning at 11 AM MST in the Ellowyne Boutique. Please pace yourselves. Someone should.

She will be twirling, sighing, and contemplating the meaning of snow shortly. I’ll be near the hors d’oeuvres, where sanity lives.

Regards,
Sybil — Long-Suffering Associate of Seasonal Drama